Sunday, February 19, 2012

Anti-Children's Books - Ted the Fish

Ted the Fish
by Cory








Once there was a fish named Ted.




Ted lived in an unspecified body of water.




But evidence suggested it was in a tropical climate zone.


Ted probably had any number of anthropomorphic personality traits.


And presumably a physical trait that set him apart from the rest of the fish in his community.


This made his mundane daily conflicts approximately 7.1% more entertaining than theirs.


One day he had one such mundane conflict.


It was resolved.


In the process, Ted learned a lesson involving the type of moral formation generally associated with the level of cognitive functioning exhibited by humans between ages two and six.


Fin.



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