by Cory
Once there was a fish named Ted.
Ted lived in an unspecified body of water.
But evidence suggested it was in a tropical climate zone.
Ted probably had any number of anthropomorphic personality traits.
And presumably a physical trait that set him apart from the rest of the fish in his community.
This made his mundane daily conflicts approximately 7.1% more entertaining than theirs.
One day he had one such mundane conflict.
It was resolved.
In the process, Ted learned a lesson involving the type of moral formation generally associated with the level of cognitive functioning exhibited by humans between ages two and six.
Fin.
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