Fans Part 2

As you can see here on the left, I have posted a poll on the blog in an attempt to get a better idea of where this project currently stands in regard to overall readership, as well as to gauge the extent to which people will be willing to answer our polls. I'm sorry the subject of this poll isn't exactly a flying carnival of fun, but if you wanted to answer the question, which just asks if you read our blog or watch our Youtube videos, we would appreciate it, because we have no idea who's really reading this stuff.
Thanks,
CORY

Anti-Children's Books - Ted the Fish

Ted the Fish
by Cory

Once there was a fish named Ted.

Ted lived in an unspecified body of water.

But evidence suggested it was in a tropical climate zone.

Ted probably had any number of anthropomorphic personality traits.

And presumably a physical trait that set him apart from the rest of the fish in his community.

This made his mundane daily conflicts approximately 7.1% more entertaining than theirs.

One day he had one such mundane conflict.

It was resolved.

In the process, Ted learned a lesson involving the type of moral formation generally associated with the level of cognitive functioning exhibited by humans between ages two and six.

Fin.

Some words about fans...

This will be the first of many, many meaning 1-3, posts about the action that will be taken regarding our fan base. "Fan base." While at this point our fan base has a petite and proud population of perhaps 3-5 individuals, we have already had to deal with some serious questions such as, people actually read this stuff?  We have subscribers? and most recently, oh crap, does this mean I have to step up the blog maintenance now that people are actually looking?

All of these questions were promptly absorbed, analyzed, and thrown out to be attended to twenty years from now, at which point our fans might only remember us when they open their high school yearbooks and blogging will be obsolete, leaving us to focus on a much more important question:

If we had fans that did something to warrant interaction, perhaps jokingly complain that we were clogging their YouTube feed, would we intervene?

The answer is:

Absolutely.

-CORY

Powerpuff Girls End Theme

RATS

Not only a new song, but the debut of our third Sick Sad Girls vocalist, Maggie! (Although she is also referred to as MGee, Targaret, Willy, etc. Call her what you will.)